You’ll have to sub-categorize it: leavening crust, Ellios-esque, mini/bagel/rolls, pan, …

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You’ll have to sub-categorize it: leavening crust, Ellios-esque, mini/bagel/rolls, pan, french bread. Yikes.

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Way to take one for the team. I’m eagerly anticipating your frozen pizza chronicles. And your heart attack.


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