Oh hi there Internet! I was beginning to get very …

Comment on Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes by Ophelia.

Oh hi there Internet! I was beginning to get very concerned as to why no one was offended yet! Phew, glad that’s taken care of or I might’ve had to write a little hate speech myself about these very offensive, very dangerous cupcakes named after a very common drink. As an avid PC supporter, I like to go out of my way to make everyone very uncomfortable about seemingly harmless things; like these vulgar cupcakes! I mean this is clearly a gateway cupcake to more serious cupcakes- like liberal pride cupcakes or, wait for it…HOMOSEXUAL CUPCAKES!! And no one wants AIDS infested cupcakes. For shame.

Malcolm Bedell is co-author of the critically acclaimed "Eating in Maine: At Home, On the Town, and On the Road," as well as the junk food blog "Spork & Barrel," and "Brocavore," a blog about food trucks and street food culture. His contributions include Serious Eats, Down East, Eat Rockland, L.A. Weekly, The Guardian, and The Huffington Post and his food truck, "'Wich, Please," was named "Hottest Restaurant in Maine" for 2015 by Eater. Finally, he finds it very silly to be trying to write this in the third person.