Hi, John. I live too far away to just stroll …

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Hi, John. I live too far away to just stroll on over to your house to help, but I’ll tell you that I can use Illustrator for most pusproes. Sometimes you have to fight it to get it to do something sensible and useful for what you’d want. What exactly are you trying to do that’s causing you so much trouble?

Malcolm Bedell is co-author of the critically acclaimed "Eating in Maine: At Home, On the Town, and On the Road," as well as the junk food blog "Spork & Barrel," and "Brocavore," a blog about food trucks and street food culture. His contributions include Serious Eats, Down East, Eat Rockland, L.A. Weekly, The Guardian, and The Huffington Post and his food truck, "'Wich, Please," was named "Hottest Restaurant in Maine" for 2015 by Eater. Finally, he finds it very silly to be trying to write this in the third person.